No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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