I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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