Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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