quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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