Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I touched a dick in church today
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
