in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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