I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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