At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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