I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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