Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
not ubering you a puppy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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