i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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