if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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