I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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