So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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