wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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