Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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