I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
