I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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