quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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