I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
