He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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