when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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