using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
