My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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