sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When did we convert life to cartoon?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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