Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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