my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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