have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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