I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i will never coherently bang her
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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