Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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