Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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