Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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