girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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