I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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