I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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