You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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