The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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