Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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