The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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