ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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