would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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