On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
