Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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