I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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