i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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