people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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