Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Randomize
