I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
this just has baby written all over it
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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