How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
