do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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